“As you get older, you don't get wiser. You get irritable.”

“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”

George Burns (1896–1996) American comedian, actor, and writer

“Conversations don't get any better as you get older.”

Banksy pseudonymous England-based graffiti artist, political activist, and painter

“Well. You were allowed to be young and stupid, when you were young and stupid, and if it didn’t do you in, you might get older and wiser.”

Steve Perry (1947) American writer

“People don't change. If anything, you get more set in your ways as you get older, not less”

Sarah Dessen book Along for the Ride

“Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

“If you don't get it, you don't get it.""
…
""If you don't get it, you may yet.”

Philippa Pearce (1920–2006) English children's writer

“If you're not getting happier as you get older, then you're fuckin' up”

Ani DiFranco (1970) musician and activist

“The older you get the stronger the wind gets—and it’s always in your face.”

Jack Nicklaus (1940) American golfer

“The older you get, the better you realize you were.”

George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian