“Someday I'd change my name to Shut Up and save everybody a lot of time.”
Source: Motherless Brooklyn
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Jonathan Lethem 6
Novelist, essayist, short story writer 1964Related quotes

The Carpet People (1971; 1992)
Context: They called themselves the Munrungs. It meant The People, or The True Human Beings.
It's what most people call themselves, to begin with. And then one day the tribe meets some other People or, if it's not been a good day, The Enemy. If only they'd think up a name like Some More True Human Beings, it'd save a lot of trouble later on.

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
MTV.com Jack Talks About His Addiction and Recovery

“Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.”
Insider Video: Episode 2 on 2006-11-13
2000s

“Thanks again for saving me. Someday, I’ll save you too.”
Source: Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda: The Love Letters of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald

USA Today interview January 2007, regarding the birth of the camera phone http://www.usatoday.com/tech/columnist/kevinmaney/2007-01-23-kahn-cellphone-camera_x.htm.

Interview with Rick Hummel. http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/3CEB98B6FFF40EE5862576130013BD03?OpenDocument
On Life, on his time at school.
Notes from a library bar (2006)

“I'd like to get a lot done in a short period of time.”
As quoted in "Crean on : rebuilding the tradition of Indiana basketball" by David Burkart in IUplanet Newsletter (7 October 2007) http://iuplanet.com/forum/indiana-basketball-news/20261-crean-rebuilding-tradition-indiana-basketball.html
Context: I'd like to get a lot done in a short period of time.... Your head coach won’t be real patient. Trying to keep it in perspective? Yes. Real patient? No.