“… you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.”

“He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.”

Lee Child book The Affair

“The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.”

Ellen DeGeneres (1958) American stand-up comedian, television host, and actress

“[while snow-skiing with his family]
I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.”

Bill Engvall (1957) American comedian and actor

“Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.”

Carl Hiaasen book Chomp

“Understeer is when you see the tree you are hitting, if you only hear the tree then it was oversteer.”

Walter Röhrl (1947) rally driver, winner of the 1980 and 1982 World Rally Championship for Drivers

“What looks like crazy on an ordinary day looks looks a lot like love if you catch it in the moonlight.”

Pearl Cleage What Looks Like Crazy on an Ordinary Day

“Remember, you are not a tree, that can live or stand alone. You are only a branch. And it is only while you abide in Christ, as the branch in the vine, that you will flourish or even live.”

Robert Murray M'Cheyne (1813–1843) British writer

“Looks like what drives me crazy
Don't have no effect on you--
But I'm gonna keep on at it
Till it drives you crazy, too.”

Langston Hughes (1902–1967) American writer and social activist

“The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall?
The Once-ler: Uh, down?
The Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.”

Dr. Seuss The Lorax