“Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.”

“Fate isn’t one straight road…there are forks in it, many different routes to different ends. We have the free will to choose the path.”

“Rift, routes, rails ("Rifts, Roads and Rails"), Gallimard, Paris 2001,”

“Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.”

“There is no promised road leading to definite results. What's important is how to keep open as many options as possible.”

“There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.”

“The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.”

“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”

“The road leading to a goal does not separate you from the destination; it is essentially a part of it.”

“Nothing comes from nothing, Thieflet; no story comes from nowhere; new stories are born from old--it is the new combinations that make them new.”