“If you think I’m handsome, there’s obviously nothing wrong with your vision.”

“The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong.”

“I think empathy is not learned. Maybe I’m wrong, but in my experience it’s not.”

“I do not envy people who think they have a complete explanation of the world, for the simple reason that they are obviously wrong.”

“When you have to kill the same terrorist twice in one week, then there's either something wrong with your skills or something wrong with your world.
And there's nothing wrong with my skills.”

“Oh, I don’t mean you’re handsome, not the way people think of handsome. Your face seems kind. But your eyes - they’re beautiful. They’re wild, crazy, like some animal peering out of a forest on fire.”

“Joe Biden shouldn’t be president. You know? You know, obviously, I don’t think I’m breaking any news here. You know, if he ends up being the nominee, better him than Trump, but I think that’s a really, really low standard.”

“My dear Elinor, you were obviously born into the wrong story,” said Dustfinger at last.”

“Confound you handsome young fellows! You think of having it all your own way in the world. You don't understand women. They don't admire you half so much as you admire yourselves.”

“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.”