“I'm the goddamn Batman.”

“I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.”

“Don't get the idea that I'm one of these goddamn radicals. Don't get the idea that I'm knocking the American system.”

“I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me!”

“Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.”

“I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, "Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!?" And Batman said, "Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through."
[yelling] BATMAN HAS A MORE NUANCED WORLDVIEW THAN THE PRESIDENT.”

“Karl Pilkington: And I was high up. Russell Brand: I'm picturing you as a sort of vigilante Batman figure, looking down over Salford, to see if there's any crimes. Karl Pilkington: And I was in my pants. Rusell Brand: Again, like a vigilante Batman figure.”

“Little yellow spider, laughing at the snow.
Maybe that spider knows something i don't know,
'cause i'm goddamn cold.”

“I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you so much.”

“Does Batman ever NOT have a plan…?”