“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”

“Once in a while it happens that I vomit up a bunny… it's not reason for one to blush and isolate oneself and to walk around keeping one's mouth shut.”

“I drew a lot of scenes [in Preacher] of people vomiting. I'm probably the world's leading expert on drawing vomiting now.”

“We must choose for others as we have reason to believe they would choose for themselves if they were at the age of reason and deciding rationally.”

“People always have two reasons for doing things: a good reason and the real reason.”

“I would swim through vomit to vote against this bill. And listening to some of the nauseating speeches in support of it, I might have to.”

“I don't know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.”

“I cannot imagine any boy of spirit who would not be delighted to play a drunkard — even to vomiting — in front of his Sunday school. Indeed, the vomiting might be the chief attraction of the role.”

“I have two very cogent reasons for not printing any list of subscribers; — one, that I have lost all the names, — the other, that I have spent all the money.”

“It is better to have been, then not to have been, then to have been nothing at all." What truly is logic? Who decides reason? "It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reason can be found."-JOHN NASH JR.”