“The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.”

“ohmygod. did all hell just freeze over?”

“… and the Universe,… will explode later for your pleasure.”

“The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something…."
"" Shane yelled from behind the closed door.”

“Shane held the jewelry at arm's length, dangling it like a dead rat. "No way in hell am I caught dead or alive wearing that.”

“Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.”

“Unless you're completely exploded, there's always something to be grateful for.”

“I mean," he says, "how the hell do you think it feels? Sitting there and having the plane explode?”

“Enthusiasm is achieved chiefly by means of provocations. In these cases, something inside of us resonates vibrantly with something outside. / The form of the provocation—be it book, music, sporting event, conversation—matters insofar as it might help to us find these sources of resonance.”

“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”