“If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'"
Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?”
Source: Alanna: The First Adventure
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“Darlin'… I know what you look like when you've been kissed.”
Source: Sugar Daddy

Always worried about me.
by Joe Biden in above September 2015 interview

“They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.”
Attributed by Ben Weiximann, "Top 15 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes" http://bleacherreport.com/articles/59377-top-15-funniest-lou-holtz-quotes/, TheBleacherReport.com.
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“Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!”
Polite Conversation (1738), Dialogue 2

“You will not! It's wrong."
"What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?”
Source: The Indigo Spell