“I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it.”
Source: Infinite Jest
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American fiction writer and essayist 1962–2008Related quotes

“An empty taxi arrived and out of it stepped Attlee.”
A joke about Clement Attlee doing the rounds after World War II, often wrongly attributed to Churchill. When he heard about that misattribution he said:
Mr Attlee is an honourable and gallant gentleman, and a faithful colleague who served his country well at the time of her greatest need. I should be obliged if you would make it clear whenever an occasion arises that I would never make such a remark about him, and that I strongly disapprove of anybody who does.
Churchill to John Colville (quoted in Nigel Rees, Sayings of the Century (1987), p. 106).
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"The Next Whole Earth Catalog", (1980), p 331. http://lists.webjunction.org/wjlists/publib/2001-February/035270.html (Derived from the Gilbert Shelton quote, "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."