„Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most!“

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English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter 1948
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„Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.“

—  Thomas Edison American inventor and businessman 1847 - 1931
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„It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.“

—  Carl Sagan American astrophysicist, cosmologist, author and science educator 1934 - 1996

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„I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.“

—  Thomas Edison American inventor and businessman 1847 - 1931
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„I can resist everything except temptation.“

—  Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan
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„I'm not young enough to know everything.“

—  J. M. Barrie Scottish writer 1860 - 1937
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„I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.“

—  Woody Allen, The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader
The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader (1993) The joke about immortality also appears in On Being Funny (1975) In an interview in Rolling Stone magazine from April 9, 1987, Allen said "Someone once asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of people, and I said I would prefer to live on in my apartment."

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„I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.“

—  Woody Allen American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician 1935

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„I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.“

—  Oscar Wilde Irish writer and poet 1854 - 1900
No known source in Oscar Wilde's works. Earliest known example of a similar quote comes from a 2001 usenet post https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.atheism/ZadPWBw-wew/G_3tx370wpoJ (not attributed to Wilde) Attributed to Wilde on Goodreads https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/15736-i-don-t-want-to-go-to-heaven-none-of-my?page=83 some time on or before January 2008. Bears some resemblance to Machiavelli's deathbed dream https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Niccol%C3%B2_Machiavelli#Disputed.

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„A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's—she changes it oftener.“

—  Oliver Herford American writer 1863 - 1935
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