“There's something perverse about women… they're all masochists at heart.”

“Nostalgia is masochism and masochism is something masochists love to share.”

“Why do magazines do this to women? It's
all about creating insecurity. Trying to make women feel like they're not good enough. And when women don't feel like they're good enough, guess what? Men win. That's how they keep us down.”

“Something is wrong with America. I wonder sometimes what people are thinking about or if they're thinking at all.”

“But I'll tell you something sort of interesting. There's something, you know, there's something a little scary about funny women. Well, they're threatening. And there was a survey done one time where they asked women what they were most afraid of from men. And the -- their response was they were most afraid of being hit or beaten or hurt from men. And they asked men what they were most afraid of from women, and they said being laughed at.”

“All Americans have something lonely about them. I don't know what the reason might be, except maybe that they're all descended from immigrants.”

“Women? Women are like… thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.”

“… perversely, it is often more fun to want something than to have it.”

“Arise then… women of this day!
Arise, all women who have hearts!”

“The majority of women are adventurers at heart. Traveling is something you cannot take away from them.”