“Everything everyone thinks they know about [Mother Teresa] is false. It must be the single most successful emotional con job of the twentieth century.”

“Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.”

“The method of the twentieth century is to use not single but multiple models for experimental exploration – the technique of the suspended judgement.”

“Commerce is the mother of the arts, the sciences, the professions, and in this twentieth century has itself become an art, a science, a profession.”

“The most explosive book of the twentieth century… I'm not kidding, it explodes!!”

“For if there is any single thing that everyone hopes for most dearly, it must be this: that the youngest outlive the oldest.”

“Nationalism of one kind or another was the cause of most of the genocide of the twentieth century.”

“The thirteenth century knew more about religion and decoration than the twentieth century will ever learn.”

“the most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.”

“Everyone always talks about how well mothers know their children. No one ever seems to notice how well children know their mothers.”