
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
Heard in the D. A. Pennebaker documentary Dont Look Back (1967)
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
“How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
The answer to that is none because Bill Gates has declared darkness the new standard.
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare Guesses at Truth (London: Macmillan, ([1827-48] 1867) p. 7.
Misattributed
“How many Macintosh division employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
The answer is one. The Macintosh division employee holds up the light bulb and expects the universe to revolve around it.
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
“I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.”
Source: A Streetcar Named Desire
“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”
1990s, Long Walk to Freedom (1995)