“This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.”
Source: Lords and Ladies
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“I wish you were here
I wish you were here
To see what I could see
To hear
And I wish you were here”
"Stranger in a Strange Land"
Lyrics, October (1981)

“I love it, I love it, and who shall dare
To chide me for loving that old arm-chair?”
The old Arm-Chair, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).

2010s, 2016, August, Speech at rally in Wilmington, North Carolina (August 9, 2016)

“For years I said if I could only find a comfortable chair I would rival Mozart.”
Quoted in in "AMERICAN SUBLIME : Morton Feldman's mysterious musical landscapes", by Alex Ross. in The New Yorker (19 June 2006)

“The rivalry ends here," [Percy] said. "I love you, Wise Girl.”
Variant: The rivalry ends here," Percy said. "I love you, Wise Girl.
Source: The Blood of Olympus

Speech delivered in the gardens of the Shaab Hall (May 1, 1959)
Principles of the 14th July Revolution (1959)

“I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."”
Reality...What a Concept (1979)