“Living with kids is like living in a frat house… everything's broken, nobody sleeps, and there's alot of throwing up”

“If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about. - Karl interprets the phrase Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”

“I am one of the sort that lives by throwing stones at other people's
glass houses, but I never mean to put up one for them to stone.”

“People who live in a glass house have to answer the door - Karl invents his own phrase based on Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.”

“Work a lifetime to pay off a house — You finally own it and there's nobody to live in it.”

“…nobody has told the coelancath, a fish that lives off Madagascar and looks exactly like its ancestors of 300 million years ago, that it has broken some law by not evolving.”

“‎Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live.”

“Contradict yourself. In order to live, you must remain broken up.”

“Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people.”

“Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters.”