“Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you.”

“I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.”

“There was something about having someone care about you like that that made you feel like you could never be totally alone.”

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”

“It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?”

“If someone else doesn't like your confidence, that's their problem.
Why? You always come before they do, that's why.”

“The problems are dissolved in the actual sense of the word — like a lump of sugar in water.”

“If you complain to someone, you assume that it's someone who really cares about you.”

“It’s scary telling someone you care about, someone you love who you really are.”

“The most significant aspect of any long term sustained relationship is trust; not even love is stronger; hence, you can love someone without trust.”