“My bad luck got tangled up with my bad decisions, and I'm paying for it.”

“We make our own luck. And it’s my responsibility to see it’s good and not bad.”

“Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.”

“For a long time I've been walking down life's road with my two pals, Bad Luck and Bad Choices. Fortunately I'm a big believer in new beginnings, new friends, and running from my problems. So one day I decided to head for the island. Aloha, my name is Jack.”

“I had an accident."

"That seemes to happen a lot."

"It wasn't my fault."

"It never is."

"I just have bad luck."

"Or you're just trouble."

"You got a problem with that?"

"No problem at all."

"Oh my God! Are you going to help or not?”

“I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck”

“Bad decisions made with good intentions, are still bad decisions.”

“That's bad luck: three on a midget.”

“Good luck is just bad luck with its hair combed.”

“A spider brings good luck before midnight and bad luck after.”