“This is the thing they don't tell you about being a third wheel - it's not like you're the wheel that's added on. You were one of the original two wheels, but suddenly you're not so important anymore. The relationship drives fine without you.”

“You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.”

“The good thing about reinventing the wheel is that you can get a round one.”

“Take it easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy.”

“Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”

“Household is a chariot. The parents are its two wheels. If the wheels don't move equally, the chariot cannot run straight.”

“I really enjoy it -- it's like a videogame on wheels. The GPS touch screen is one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen in a car. I still have a Range Rover that I don't drive much anymore, because I started feeling bad about it.”

“It's a bit like being a mad scientist. You mix a bit of this with some of that. You're never sure what's going to happen. But I'd rather blow up the laboratory than keep reinventing the wheel.”

“We are not to simply bandage the wounds of victims beneath the wheels of injustice, we are to drive a spoke into the wheel itself.”

“Passion about nothing is like pouring gasoline into a car without wheels.”