“Over 2,000 reptiles await you.”

“The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.”

“Reptiles don't turn into birds no matter how long you leave them.”

“Snake people do not drink milk," Kekrops said. "We are lactose intolerant reptiles."
"Me too!" Frank said. "I mean… lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes-”

“I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

“Nice creepy reptile,” Frank said, very aware of the driftwood in his coat pocket. “Nice poisonous, fire-breathing reptile.”

“It’s even pleasant to be sick when you know that there are people who await your recovery as they might await a holiday.”

“Be calm. God awaits you at the door.”

“Don't wait on what awaits you”

“It is hard for me to think about a lower reptile in the universe than a Scandinavian social democrat. The most slimy subscpecies of this reptile is the Swedish social democrat.”