“What has crawled up your butt and died? (Tabitha)”

“You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona”

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”

“Just because we wear make-up don't mean we can't kick your butt.”

“Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha”

“Good Lord, who spread the Daimon fertilizer around? They're cropping up like a bad horror flick. (Tabitha)”

“When an old person dies who has been a part of your life, it is part of your youth that dies.”

“Honestly, for me, acting is just a very spiritual thing where I’m just present with the words I read on the screen, and when it’s awful and it kind of makes your skin crawl, then that’s what comes up and that’s what I do.”

“Eric: ''What part do you like best?'' Sookie: ''oh your butt'' Eric: ''My… Bottom?'' Sookie: ''yep”

“You've got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"
"You'd probably kick my butt."
"You know I'd kick your butt.”