“Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?

-Haruhi”

“If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.”

“People have been willing to accept that the government is lying to us, but [are now also] more willing to accept the concept of aliens and other life forms. There's just a slew of stuff out there right now. It's been people's closet belief system, and now it's coming out of the closet.”

“I think you don't grow up until you stop worrying about other people's purposes or lack of them and find the purposes you believe in for yourself.”

“It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.”

“You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”

“Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.”

“To all the young people who discover they are gay: Don't be afraid to come out of the closet right now.”

“Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, would you please wake up so I can leave? I really don't want to hang out in a closet with a dead man any longer than I have to, okay? C'mon, please, don't make this a Weekend at Bernie's thing! (Amanda)”

“When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing.”