“three out of four demons prefer barbeque sauce over hemoglobin”

“A demon, if you prefer the term; although to be honest, the difference between god and a demon is really only a matter of perspective.”

“Satan's getting jealous of the wolves, demons say they preferring us.”

“Ah, you fight like a sissy demon. (Takeshi)
Sissy demon? Have you ever met a sissy demon? (Savitar)
I killed three this morning. (Takeshi)”

“What's sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose.”

“4070. Sauce for a Goose, is Sauce for a Gander.”

“The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.”

“I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce”

“In the kitchens of love, after all, vice is like the pepper in a good sauce; it brings out the flavour, it's indispensable.”

“You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her.”