“Whenever you hear the phrase zero tolerance, remember, someone is bullshitting you.”
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“Whenever you hear a man prating about the Constitution, spot him as a traitor.”
Remark made by Johnson as military Governor of Tennessee, as quoted in A Reveiw of the Political Conflict in America (1876) by Alexander Harris, A Review of the Political Conflict in America http://books.google.com/books?id=SSJCAAAAIAAJ&pg=RA3-PA430&lpg=RA3-PA430&dq=%22Whenever+you+hear+a+man+prating+about+the+constitution,+spot+him+as+a+traitor.%22&source=bl&ots=qaAT3IyIjL&sig=BUycxkmzVIjpEmfNI5s_FxcjlvE&hl=en&ei=S_evS5jJO8H-8Abe5KSABw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=5&ved=0CBMQ6AEwBA, p. 430.
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“Whenever you are too worried about someone else's approval, that person loses respect for you.”
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“Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand,
You can tolerate him if you try!”
"National Brotherhood Week"
That Was the Year That Was (1965)


“Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.”