„Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.“

— Groucho Marx

Last update May 14, 2022.

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American comedian 1890 - 1977

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— Eddie Cantor American actor, singer, dancer and comedian 1892 - 1964

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— Ernest Hollings politician from the United States 1922 - 2019

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— René Lévesque Quebec politician 1922 - 1987

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„I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me."
"Always happy to oblige.“

— Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

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„I dared much, but the next time, you will see, I will dare even more…“

— César Franck Belgian-French composer, organist and music teacher 1822 - 1890

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„Do I want you to talk to me, old friend? Do I need your reminders, your wry confirmation that faith is for fools?“

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„Dear Monsieur,
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— Barry Goldwater American politician 1909 - 1998

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