“It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.”

—  P.G. Wodehouse, book The Girl in Blue

Source: The Girl in Blue (1970)

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