“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
Source: Post Captain (1972)
“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“We were watching Barrons.
Why were you watching Barrons?
Barrons needs watching.”
Karen Marie Moning (1964) author
Source: Bloodfever
“Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.”
Lil Wayne (1982) American rapper, singer, record executive and businessman
Intro
2010s, Tha Carter IV (2011)
“My poor fellow, why not carry a watch?”
Herbert Beerbohm Tree (1852–1917) English actor and theatre manager
Page 110.
"To a man who was staggering in the street under the weight of a grandfather clock".
Beerbohm Tree (1956)
Rob Enderle (1954) American financial analyst
Why the Smartwatch May Finally Take Off; or Not http://techspective.net/2017/02/24/smartwatch-may-finally-take-off-not in TechSpective (24 February 2017)
“Now you get to watch her leave out the window, Guess that's why they call it 'window pane.”
Eminem (1972) American rapper and actor
Love The Way You Lie
2010s, Recovery (2010)
“She watched me like a prize dog, and Solomon watched her like a criminal.”
John Fante book Ask the Dust
Source: Ask the Dust (1939)
Charles Bowen (1835–1894) English judge
In re North Australian Territory Co. (1891), L. J. Rep. 61 C. D. 135.
“The fans were asking me "was I watching?". Of course I was watching.”
Phil Brown (footballer) (1959) English association football player and manager
14-Jan-2006, DCFC website
Phil displays a poor understanding of rhetoric.