“You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.”

“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

“The great man folded his palms and bowed all around him. He had one of those either/or faces that all great Indian politicians have. This face says that it is now at peace—and you can be at peace too if you follow the owner of that face. But the same face can also say, with a little twitch of its features, that it has known the opposite of peace and it can make this other face yours too, if it wishes.”

“You have a book that’s also a face?”

“You have punched this person in the face.”

“Being face to face with these people, you realize, they're just people like you.”

“Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.”

“What you can't run away from, you have to face”

“I don't want to see you. I don't like you. I don't like your face. You look like an insufferable egotist. You're impertinent. You're too sure of yourself. Twenty years ago I would have punched your face with the greatest of pleasure.”

“They lie deadly that tell you have good faces.”