“I'm not worried about what others think of me, I'm just worried about making the same judgment about others. I don't want to please others all the time, but I don't want to judge them either.”

“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it… I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go.”

“I just don't want you to worry about me, or think you've met me, or waste your time anymore.”

“Please don't worry about me, Captain Patzig. I'm an incurable optimist. And as far as those fellows are concerned, I think I know how to get along with them.”

“Don't worry about that baby. I love babies. I hear that baby crying, I like it. What a baby. What a beautiful baby. Don't worry, don't worry. The mom's running around like—don't worry about it, you know. It's young and beautiful and healthy and that's what we want. […] Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. That's all right. Don't worry. I, I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking. That's OK. People don't understand. That's OK.”

“I just don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those exaggerations.”

“I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.”

“Worry less about what other people think about you, and more about what you think about them.”

“Please be thinking about me. I'm quite lonely and I want to be thought about”