“I'm drivin' in a stolen truck, and I'm probably fuckin' drunk”

“I'm a pessimist about probabilities, I'm an optimist about possibilities.”

Lewis Mumford (1895–1990) American historian, sociologist, philosopher of technology, and literary critic

“When I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up.”

Jodi Picoult (1966) Author

“If I'm in a bad mood, or if I'm uncomfortable, it's probably what I'm wearing that's making me feel that way.”

Billie Eilish (2001) American singer-songwriter

“You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind of girl I am. If I like a person, I'll tell them anything they want to know. Just ask me. Go ahead, ask me.”

Dashiell Hammett book Red Harvest

“As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk”

Jack Kerouac (1922–1969) American writer

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.”

Bruce Lee (1940–1973) Hong Kong-American actor, martial artist, philosopher and filmmaker

“I'm apt to get drunk on words… Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.”

Madeleine L'Engle (1918–2007) American writer

“And I've swallowed, I grant, a beer of lot -
But I'm not so think as you drunk I am.”

J. C. Squire (1884–1958) British poet, writer, historian, and literary editor

“I did go from wanting to be someone now
I'm drunk and wearing flip-flops on Fifth Avenue.”

Rufus Wainwright (1973) American-Canadian singer-songwriter and composer