“If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
Michael Ian Black, You're Not Doing It Right, Simon & Schuster, 2012. p.159-160
“If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
(20 December 2004)
Unfit for Mass Consumption (blog entries), 2004
Context: I'm not kidding, and I'm not being hyperbolic — sometimes I hate this thing I do more than I could ever say. Sometimes, it seems that I spend my days dragging people whose only crime is that I am their creator through the filth and pain and degradation of my own despicable imagination. Where is the good in this? Where is the resolution? Where is the sense of it? If I had even a scintilla of belief in a "higher" intelligence of any sort, days like yesterday (and, by extension, today) would, on the one hand, give me some degree of sympathy for the idiot dieties unable to craft a better universe, and, on the other hand, it makes me grateful I have no such beliefs, because the anger I would have for that "higher" whatever would be inexpressible. And I cannot imagine that there are actually people out there — self-professed "horror" writers — who are trying to elicit these emotions in others, who are purposefully driving their characters on through all the futile, dead-end nightmares that might be devised. I would not do this. I swear I would not do this, if I could find other words in me.
“There is one thing about being President — nobody can tell you when to sit down.”
As quoted in"Sayings of the Week" in The Observer (9 August 1953), and The MacMillan Dictionary of Quotations (1989) by John Daintith, Hazel Egerton, Rosalind Ferguson, Anne Stibbs and Edmund Wright, p. 447
1950s
“The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.”
“Believe in yourself up here and it will make you stronger than you could ever imagine.”
Source: Keeping the Moon
“Learning to be alone without ever feeling alone, will make you indestructible.”
Original: Imparare a stare da soli senza mai sentirsi soli, vi renderà indistruttibili.
Source: prevale.net