
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
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Gnostic Gospels, Gospel of Thomas (c. 2nd century AD manuscript)
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“[A banker is] a man who will lend you money if you can prove to him that you don't need it.”
Quoted by Leonard Lyons in his column https://secure.pqarchiver.com/washingtonpost_historical/doc/151726578.html, 15 October 1944
“If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.”
"More About People"
Many Long Years Ago (1945)
Source: Hard Lines
“It's simply human nature to have an occasional, fleeting interest in someone whom you once loved.”
Source: Love the One You're With
ME 13:277
1810s, Letters to John Wayles Eppes (1813)
“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”