“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”

“You haven't any right to expect your friends to be larger than yourself, larger than life. Just take them as they are, cut down to average size, and be glad you have them. To drink with, laugh with, borrow money from, lend money to, stay away from their special girls as you want them to stay away from yours, and above all, never break your word to, once it's been given. And that is all the obligation you have, all you have the right to expect.”

Cornell Woolrich (1903–1968) American author and screenwriter

“Never lend if you need repayment; never give where you want a return.”

Lindsey Davis (1949) English novelist

“A disciple asked, "Who is a Master?"
The Master replied, "Anyone to whom it is given to let go of the ego. Such a person's life is then a masterpiece."”

Anthony de Mello (1931–1987) Indian writer

“Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.”

Lou Holtz (1937) American college football coach, professional football coach, television sports announcer

“You never give away your heart; you lend it from time to time. If it were not so how could we take it back without asking?”

Jeanette Winterson (1959) English writer

“Nature having given no property to anyone.”

François-Noël Babeuf (1760–1797) French political agitator and journalist of the French Revolutionary period

“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows”

Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…

“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”

Will Cuppy (1884–1949) American writer

“Never grant anyone the power not to make you believe to your dreams.”

Prevale (1983) Italian DJ and producer