“We almost have an unlimited variety of phones, especially in the world of cell phones. ...It is not possible to buy a cell phone that doesn't do too much.”

“We decided to turn off all cell phones and computers.”

“Cell phones are so convenient that they're an inconvenience.”

“To be honest, I think cell phones were invented by the devil.”

“I sprung you because I've got a message for you"
"doesn't your family own a cell phone company?"
"only a little one”

“You can have an Apple in the phone business, or a RIM, and they can do very well, but when 1.3 billion phones a year are all smart, the software that's gonna be most popular in those phones is gonna be software that's sold by somebody who doesn't make their own phones.”

“If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.”

“Good god! Don't do that to me! I'm not in a disposition to handle that - wait a minute. …Uh… Lady…? Are you… Are you that lady, but in ghost -" [Cell phone in background] "Shut up; I don't have time for this!”

“You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.”

“Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.”