“Life is like a sewer — what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

—  Tom Lehrer

It's always seemed to me that this is precisely the sort of dynamic, positive thinking that we so desperately need today in these trying times of crisis and universal brouhaha.
Introduction to "We Will All Go Together When We Go"
An Evening (Wasted) With Tom Lehrer (1959)

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American singer-songwriter and mathematician 1928

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