“All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer.”
Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!
Deadbeat Hero (2004)
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American stand-up comedian, actor, and author 1967Related quotes
“Fear is the antidote to boredom: the remedy must be stronger than the disease.”
The Trouble With Being Born (1973)
“The remedy is worse than the disease.”
Of Seditions and Troubles
Essays (1625)
“There are some remedies worse than the disease.”
Maxim 301
Sentences, The Moral Sayings of Publius Syrus, a Roman Slave
“… humanity is a disease, a cancer on the body of the world.”
Variant: humanity is a cancer on the body of the world
Source: Pretties
“Americans have a severe disease — worse than AIDS. It's called the winner's complex.”
ABC News (12 July 2006)
1990s
“Every discord is a harmony not understood. Happiness is a disease, and pain, a medicine.”
The Way to Peace, Power and Long Life (1945), p. 121 (2001 edition)
“Medicine heals diseases of the body, wisdom frees the soul from passions.”
Freeman (1948), p. 149
Variant: Medicine cures the diseases of the body; wisdom, on the other hand, relieves the soul of its sufferings.