“I am being perfectly fucking civil.”

“A perfectly normal person is rare in our civilization.”

“What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad!”

“Barbarian that I am, I had eaten all of it. It had tasted quite nice too. Still, I took note of this fact and resigned myself to throw away half of a perfectly good cheese if it was set in front of me. Such is the price of civilization.”

“It would be peevish and ungracious after being taken to such a lovely supper in this Temple of Food, I know, but I am desperate to ask the question that begs to be posed: Just how fucking good can olive oil get?”

“I can't change the way I am… but if I offended you, good, 'cause I still don't give a fuck!”

“It's not important to me to make other people at ease. I am difficult, but that's 'cause I don’t really give a fuck.”

“I am not a man of etiquette, I don't know manners. I simply call a spade a fucking spade, because that's what it is.”

“I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.”

“Madame, I am the civilization they are fighting for.”