“What good is the race of man? Monkeys, he thought, monkeys with a spot of poetry in them, cluttering and wasting a second-string planet near a third-string star. But sometimes they finish in style.”

“Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18[gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".”

“What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.”

“You are either the man in the white coat or you are the monkey. Susan sees herself as the monkey.”

“So what if man's body evolved from the monkeys? Whether he came from monkeys or fish is unimportant. The important idea is that when the body became "human" enough, the first human soul slipped into it.”

“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”

“Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.”

“Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.”

“Success is sometimes the outcome of a whole string of failures.”

“The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.”