“Get it in ya! Chocolate milk, bitch!”

“White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious.. Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love.”

“You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about.”

“Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker
A little bit harmful for me.”

“Once a bitch always a bitch, what I say.”

“Yes, it's a great feeling to get a bouquet of roses for name day. But chocolate can be eaten.”

“Crazy. Karma is a bitch. Gets you every time. It's not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!”

“I am the Disreputable Dog. Or Disreputable Bitch, if you want to get technical. When are we going for a walk?”

“Gonna get me an army, some tough sons o' bitches
I recruit my army from the orphanages.”

“Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.”