“Pele doesn’t die. Pele will never die. Pele is going to go on for ever.”
Pelé (1940–2022) Brazilian association football player
“Pele doesn’t die. Pele will never die. Pele is going to go on for ever.”
Pelé (1940–2022) Brazilian association football player
“For me, Madonna has been not only a queer icon but also a Christ icon”
Madonna (1958) American singer, songwriter, and actress
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“The three greatest fools of History have been Jesus Christ, Don Quixote... and me!”
Simón Bolívar (1783–1830) Venezuelan military and political leader, South American libertador
Words reportedly said to his physician in his final days, but not his last words, as quoted in Our Lord Don Quixote : The Life of Don Quixote and Sancho, with Related Essays (1967) by Miguel de Unamuno, as translated by Anthony Kerrigan, p. 386
The exact word used by Bolívar in Spanish is "majadero", whose meaning is "a person who insists with inopportune obstinacy in a pretension."
Variant translations or versions:
The three greatest fools of history have been Jesus Christ, Don Quixote — and I!
As quoted in Simón Bolívar and Spanish American Independence, 1783-1830 (1968) by John J. Johnson and Doris M. Ladd, p. 115
The three greatest idiots in history, have been Jesus Christ, Don Quixote, and myself.
As quoted in Nineteenth-century Gallery : Portraits of Power and Rebellion (1970) by Stanley Edward Ayling, p. 122
In the course of history, there have been three radicals: Jesus Christ, Don Quixote, and... me.
The three biggest fools in the world have been Jesus Christ, Don Quixote, and... me.
Jesus Christ, Don Quixote and I: three greatest fools of history.
We have sewn the sea — Jesus Christ, Don Quixote and me: the three great fools of history...
I’ve been plowing in the sea. Jesus Christ, Don Quixote and I — the three great mavericks of history.
Source: http://dle.rae.es/srv/fetch?id=NwsNlzj
“I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I sacrifice myself for everyone.”
Silvio Berlusconi (1936) Italian politician
At the launch of his 2006 campaign, as quoted in "In quotes: Berlusconi in his own words" at BBC News (2 May 2006) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3041288.stm, and "Did I say This? in The Observer (20 April 2008) http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/apr/20/italy <br class="br">2006
Sam Kinison (1953–1992) American comedian
the argument Jesus Christ has with his wife following his return home after the Resurrection, Louder than Hell.
John the Evangelist (10–98) author of the Gospel of John; traditionally identified with John the Apostle of Jesus, John of Patmos (author o…
John 17:3 http://wol.jw.org/en/wol/b/r1/lp-e/nwt/E/2013/43/17#h=115:287-115:408, New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures <br class="br">Gospel of John
“How do I know I'm not the reincarnation of Jesus Christ?”
Werner Erhard (1935) Critical Thinker and Author
[175, Larson's Book of World Religions and Alternative Spirituality, Bob Larson, Tyndale House Publishers, Inc., 2004, 084236417X]
Attributed
“You need not fear where you are going when you know Jesus is going with you.”
T. B. Joshua (1963) Nigerian Christian leader
“Pray to the I don't-know-who
I hope : Jesus Christ.”
Eugéne Ionesco (1909–1994) Romanian playwright
Prier le Je Ne Sais Qui
J'espère : Jesus-Christ.
Inscription on his tombstone.
Variant translation: Pray to the I don't-know-who: Jesus Christ, I hope.
As quoted in Parasuicidality and Paradox : Breaking Through the Medical Model (2007) by Ross D. Ellenhorn, p. 55
“Mr. Weiss: I know that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the living God.”
Jack T. Chick (1924–2016) Christian comics writer
Chick tracts, " Holocaust http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0054/0054_01.asp" (1984)