“Will power is the answer. Will power. No white bread, no Nestle's Crunch bars… I flinched and felt the last of the bars melting in my pockets.”

“I assumed that some of the gold bars I received were melted gold teeth.”

“my sword reappeared in my pocket.
yeah, great timing. now i could attack the walls all i wanted. my cell had no bar, no window, not even a door”

“Prestige bars any serious attack on power. Do people attack a thing they consider with awe?”

“I felt like I wanted to make everybody else happy because bars is my thing and a lot of people were rooting for me.”

“When we have passed beyond willings, then we shall have Power. Effort was the helper; Effort is the bar.”

“The day I leave the power, inside my pockets will only be dust.”

“Without the music to shout over, few people bothered saying anything." (Remarking on a power cut while in a bar in the Dominican Republic)”

“Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."”

“I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind…”