“Don't be a salad. Be the best goddamn broccoli you could ever be.”
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What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland, dey use mandarin orange slices...and crispy wonton crunches!"
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“Nothing heals the soul like chocolate… It's God's apology for broccoli.”
Variant: Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli
Source: The Sunflower

Context: I do not like broccoli and I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli. Now look, this is the last statement I’m going to have on broccoli. There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington. My family is divided. For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli. She has tried to make me eat it. She eats it all the time herself. So she can go out and meet the caravan of broccoli that’s coming in.
YouTube clip News conference (22 March 1990) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIKmp-Ualzg

“And we jolly green giants cuz we smoke so much broccoli”
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“If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.”
"Menus: Spinach Salad with Pacific Fish Cakes", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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