
“The best candy shop a child can be left alone in, is the library”
Song The Candy Man
“The best candy shop a child can be left alone in, is the library”
“I thought this was a candy dispenser! Fucking candy!”
My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue (2004), Honda Civic Tour (2007)
“God bless mommy and daddy, and please can we have some candy.”
"Teacher" leading the class in prayer.
The Children's Story (1982)
“Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.”
Source: "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" in Hard Lines (1931); this statement is often misattributed to Dorothy Parker.
“There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.”
Source: Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic
“She tastes the candy, sugerless, cancerous”
Paint Pastel Princess
Song lyrics, Neon Ballroom (1999)
[Swami Tapasyananda, Swami Nikhilananda, Sri Sarada Devi, the Holy Mother; Life and Conversations, 292]
“But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al”
Source: White Witch, Black Curse