“Donna needs a doughnut!”

“Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.”

“I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.”

“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

“But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness . . .. . . which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract.”

“As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.”

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

“Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! ”

“Discretion, like the hole in a doughnut, does not exist except as an area left open by a surrounding belt of restriction.”

“We've talked about coffee enemas and they're perfectly fine, except the doughnuts get stuck in the hose. And that just ruins everything.”