
9 July 2013 tweet https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/354640013004259328 on Twitter ( archived http://archive.is/pHDAR)
Interview with news24.com http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,,2-13-1443_2102112,00.html (April 2007)
9 July 2013 tweet https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/354640013004259328 on Twitter ( archived http://archive.is/pHDAR)
“Sheep hurt my father, and through my father, sheep have also hurt me.”
Source: A Wild Sheep Chase: A Novel (1982), Chapter 26, The Sheep Professor
“Never get involved. That's my motto. I hurt no one. And no one can hurt me.”
Variant: Don't trust anyone. Be a cold fish. I hurt no one. And no one can hurt me.
Source: Chinese Cinderella: The True Story of an Unwanted Daughter