“I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!”

“I'd rather be thin than famous
but I'm fat
paste that in your broadway show”

“I'd like to start the show by showing you something I'm very proud of. You'll have to step back, though.”

“Shower the people you love with love.
Show them the way that you feel.
Things are gonna work out fine if you only will (do as I say, yeah).
Shower the people you love with love.
Show them the way that you feel.
Things are gonna be much better if you only will.”

“You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face
And show the world all the love in your heart
The people gonna treat you better,
You're gonna find, yes you will,
That you're beautiful as you feel.”

“Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight”

“I'm showing an interest in your work. I thought you liked me showing an interest in your work. My showing. Save the gerund and screw the whale.”

“Watch people, because you can fake for a long time, but one day you're gonna show yourself to be a phony.”

“Who's gonna love you when it all falls down?
Who's gonna love you when your bankroll runs out?
Who's gonna care when the novelty's over?
When the star of the show isn't you anymore.
Nobody cares when the tears of a clown fall down
(I guess your mama never told you what goes around comes back around).”

“Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love?”