“I wish I was fiction, I wish I was fact.”

“I wish I loved the human Race,
I wish I loved its silly face,
I wish I liked the way it walks,
I wish I liked the way it talks,
And when I'm introduced to one,
I wish I thought "what jolly fun!"”

“I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.”

“I wish- I wish I could dry these tears, I wish I could make this better for you. But I don't know how.”

“I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six four Impala.”

“I wish to believe in immortality-I wish to live with you forever.”

“I wish you were here
I wish you were here
To see what I could see
To hear
And I wish you were here”

“I wish I was dead,
And lay deep in the grave.
I've a pain in my head,
I wish I was dead.
In a coffin of lead—
With the Wise and the Brave—
I wish I was dead,
And lay deep in the grave.”

“Of course I loved you, you saved my life. I wish you hadn’t I wish you hadn’t I wish you’d left me alone.”

“I wish to weep
but sorrow is
stupid.
I wish to believe
but belief is a
graveyard.”