“Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her.”

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”

“If you can touch her heart without touching her, then you can melt her heart just by saying her name.”

“You can see where it was, years ago. Like an old woman who was once beautiful, but time has taken her beauty away.”

“The perfect woman, you see [is] a working-woman; not an idler; not a fine lady; but one who [uses] her hands and her head and her heart for the good of others.”

“Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light.
She'd look at you once
And a day that's all wrong looks all right.
And I love her, God knows, I love her.Kentucky woman,
If she get to know you,
She goin' to own you.
Kentucky woman.”

“But it is woven into her nature - to laud to the skies the person she admires. But apart from these defects, where would you find a woman like her who has given up her life and soul for India?”

“When a woman get pregnant, it's an issue between her and her girlfriends. When a woman get pregnant, her and her girlfriends form an abortion tribunal, and they vote on the child like it was Survivor. Then the first girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Child, you should have that baby, that man got some good hair, it's wavy, it's wavy." Then second girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Girl, why are we even talking about this? Ain't we supposed to go to Cancun next weekend? Get rid of that baby." And that's how life is decided in America.”

“To get a woman, you have to be willing to risk losing her.”

“Woman has suffered for eons, and that has given her infinite patience and infinite perseverance.”