“I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men…I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. (woman in audience says “Not buying that”) No? That one, you don’t believe it? You believe that I didn’t do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I’m going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what’s described as a 'joke.'”

Um, I’ll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.
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American comedian, writer and actor 1964

Donald Miller book Blue Like Jazz: nonreligious thoughts on Christian spirituality

Blue Like Jazz (2003, Nelson Books)

“I believe that it is as much a right and duty for women to do something with their lives as for men and we are not going to be satisfied with such frivolous parts as you give us.”

Louisa May Alcott book Rose in Bloom

Rose in Bloom (1876), Ch. 1 : Coming Home

“I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.”

James Baldwin (1924–1987) (1924-1987) writer from the United States

“If I do not believe as you believe, it proves that you do not believe as I believe, and that is all that it proves.”

Thomas Paine (1737–1809) English and American political activist

“I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer from it. But in my mind, I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven”

Tupac Shakur (1971–1996) rapper and actor

“I don't believe in coincidences. I believe that if you're doing the right thing, you are handed back pieces of yourself. It's like something goes right for you and this will keep you going for six weeks, and then your next test is going to be designed for you.”

Liza Tarbuck (1964) English actress and television and radio presenter

Asked whether things are meant, while been interviewed by The Independent on Sunday, May 25, 2003 http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4159/is_20030525/ai_n12738402

“Naturally I don't believe books and I don't believe teachers, but I do believe-it's important for me to believe you [Gene]. Christ, I've got to believe you, at least. I know you better than anybody.”

John Knowles book A Separate Peace

Finny, on his trust in Gene.
Source: A Separate Peace (1959), P. 163

“If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that… I believe in what I do, and I'll say it.”

John Lennon (1940–1980) English singer and songwriter

“All you can do everyday, is do what you believe is right. That's what I do, and what will be, will be. ”

David Icke (1952) English writer and public speaker

“Raven?'
Yes?'
What do you believe in?'
I believe in - finding out!”

Ellen Schreiber book Vampire Kisses

Source: Vampire Kisses

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