“You bring in a container, you pay P200, 000 but only get a receipt for P60,000. Meaning that P140,000 goes to the bureaucrats and tong collectors.”

“I mean, for Pete’s sake, you can’t get into the military, or used to not be able to get into the military, who knows now, if you had asthma, psoriasis, attention deficit disorder, but we’re going to bring in people with an extremely peculiar and rare mental illness…and have the taxpayers pay for it.”

“You get what you pay for.”
Pro tali numismate tales merces.

“Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit.”

“The less you are driven by what goes on in this material world, the more you will pay attention to its details.”

“Pay no mind to those that look to bring you down. And. NEVER. Apologize for being you.”

“A man with money will get you everything, but you will pay for it.”

“High elasticity means that unit output goes up more than prices went down, so you get a growth business.”

“She's a hypnotist collector; you are a walking antique…”

“I want to believe you, but if that's true, I just don't get it. Why does loving somebody mean you have to hurt them just as much? I mean, if that's the way it goes, what's the point of loving someone?”